{"product_id":"forget-everything-and-become-a-pirate-tee","title":"Forget Everything and Become a Pirate Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDrop the Anchor on Your Old Life\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDone with the 9-to-5? The rules, the routine, the landlocked life? Same. This unapologetic tee features a grinning gold skull in shades and a red bandana, crossed bones, and the ultimate life plan: \u003cstrong\u003eforget everything and become a pirate.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because sometimes the best career move is hoisting the Jolly Roger and sailing off into the sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💀 Bold gold and red Jolly Roger skull graphic on classic black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 Comfortable unisex fit — great for beach days, bar nights, and life on your own terms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚔️ Perfect for anyone who's ever fantasized about quitting it all and going rogue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🖤 Soft, durable fabric ready for wherever the wind takes you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 A hilarious and relatable gift for the free spirit, the rebel, or the pirate-in-waiting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe open sea is calling. Answer it in style.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jennifer's Coastal Crafts ","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44102906478670,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44102906511438,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44102906544206,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44102906576974,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8688\/6222\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug1_2026_06_07_45PM.png?v=1785622989","url":"https:\/\/jenniferscoastalcrafts.com\/products\/forget-everything-and-become-a-pirate-tee","provider":"Jennifer's Coastal Crafts ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}